Thursday, February 16, 2006

The Second-Shortest Commentary Ever

This is becoming a trend, but here we go: the second shortest commentary ever.  Again, it does not require any preface.

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!  IT’S NOT LIKE HE SHOT AN ENTIRE BUS OF RETARDED SCHOOL CHILDREN!  IT’S A GUY HE’S KNOWN FOR 30 YEARS, AND HE’S NOT GOING TO DIE!  WHO CARES WHEN HE TOLD US?!?  SHUT UP ALREADY, YOU MORONS!

If the press keeps latching onto these non-stories, I swear, I’m never going to have the need to blog much at all again.  Not that anyone is actually reading this.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

The most concise and direct commentary I'll ever write

I'm known for the length of my writing. Well, here's the most concise commentary I'll ever write.

THEY ARE CARTOONS! GET OVER IT!

I think that says everything that needs to be said here.